Imagine pop-techno, new .wav, atari sounds, jazz, and a C64 video game
while watching one million commerical messages, all at once.

The Wank System (tm) will have you boppin' as you do your homework,
simmyin' while reading your favourite sci-fi novel, moonwalkin' to
go buy that new pocket protector, and even teach you how to
do the robot with a joystick.

0grand master horrid1 gives us the past of p.c. punk and the future
of gigcore.  Viva le Wank System (tm)!!!!!

The first album 1new(.wav)antics0 has been complete
and will be released as a split cd with Rocky.