I saw the first-ever high speed car accident
With twisted metal
And broken, bloody limbs
Strewn about the smooth asphalt highway.
I saw a hot, throbbing penis
Enter an oozing, wet vagina
For the very first time ever.
Nobody knows me.
I am neither Jesus nor Buddha
I am the Goddess Diana,
Peering at you
From the pink and vermilion clouds,
Staring at you with soothing vibrations
As you silently rest
On an amethyst rock
Down by the roaring lake.
I felt the cool rain on my face
Before humans crawled across
I have been here forever,
Eons before the Big Bang,
Which was an over-rated whimper
I’ve had better orgasms than that!
Heed my voice,
When I whisper to you late at night
In that mysterious zone
‘Tween asleep and wake.
I’m better than a foot-long joint,
More fun than a cocaine orgy.
I’m the voice of calm and reason,
In a world full of vinegar and blood.
Tears pour down from the clouds,
As Ella Fitzgerald’s pure voice radiates across
The concrete and steel cities.
For I am the sound of peace and tranquility.
And forgiving everyone.
Heed my warning,
Hear my call!
As you go about your daily tasks.
The clear bell of joy and wonder,
Starting deep in my throat,
Sails across the planet
And into the heavens and beyond.
The keening sound is different
Look into the face of a young baby
And you will see me.
I am the Goddess Diana.
Maiden, mother and crone.