Valhalla, the gods deemed it necessary to give unto Thor, the hammer Mjolnir.
In Camelot, the Lady of the Lake saw Arthur fit to weild Excalibur.
In Neverland, Bubbles the chimpanse suggested that Michael wear but one
sequin gauntlet to prove his musical mastery.
In a like
manner, the pagan god Dionysis, lord of the clambake, appeared before Doug
in a dream, stating "an instrument in this realm of existence will never
be able to equal your skill or withstand the awesome amount of chi energy
that is expulsed when you play."