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MEET ME IN KINGSTON

by
Chris Tammaro
and Glenn Pineau

Section 5

















                                 BONES
                       Hey! Don't be take'n my stuff.
                       This's my stuff. I'm carryin' my
                       stuff. You just...tag along.

             INT. BLUE WATER/CLOTHIER'S SHOP - DAY

             A CLERK offers a selection of Christian Dior lingerie.

                                 BONES
                       Wrap these three, Sugar. I just
                       can't make up my mind.

             Raj exits the change room in a white silk Nehru suit, smiling.

                                 RAJ
                       Clothes really do make the Swami,
                       eh fellas.

                                 SAM
                       Can we go now?

                                 BONES
                       Run along boys, Smithson and I
                       will join you soon.

             INT. BLUE WATER/LOBBY - DAY

             Sam and Raj cross to the elevator corridor.

             Neil and Howard enter, just as Sam and Raj disappear round
             the corner. Neil punches in the 3-D option on his Tracker.

             View of 3-D transformation and 8th floor transmitter location.

                                 NEIL
                       I got it. Eighth floor.

             Maurice, in his tux, heads to the elevators from the Bar.
             Neil points him out to Howard and they follow.

             Bones and Smithson, loaded down with bags, head to the
             elevators.

             Sylvie, in disguise, enters. She sees Howard and Neil and
             follows behind them all.

             INT. BLUE WATER/ELEVATOR AREA - DAY

             The doors close on Sam and Raj just as Maurice enters.
             Maurice presses for another car. It arrives.

             Neil and Howard peek into the corridor. Maurice steps in.

             Bones and Smithson traipse by Neil and Howard. Neil leads
             Howard up behind them, where they all wait for the next car.

             Howard nudges Neil, pointing out Bones' ass as...

             Sylvie watches from around the corner and does a slow burn.

             INT. BLUE WATER/#732-SAM'S SUITE - DAY

             Sam checks the Invites on the desk as Raj closes the door.

                                 SAM
                       You made the list, Swami.

             Sam steps out onto the balcony, looking around.

                                 SAM
                              (sotto)
                       Hold on, baby. I'm coming for you.

             On the balcony above Sam, Mary searches, pensive.

                                 MARY
                              (sotto)
                       Don't you give up on me, Sammy.

             Behind Mary, in the suite...

             INT. BLUE WATER/#832-MAURICE'S SUITE - DAY

             ...past the Black Box on the table, Henri, in a tux, enters
             from a room. A Montreal HOCKEY GAME blares on the TV. He sees
             Mary on the balcony.

             INTERCUT WITH: INT. BLUE WATER/ELEVATOR - DAY

             Howard peeks past Smithson and makes eyes at Bones.

             Bones is disgusted. Neil rolls his eyes.

             The elevator stops at 7. Bones and Smithson get off.

             On the balcony Sam looks up just as...

             Henri grabs Mary and pulls her back into the room.

             Sam doesn't see Mary.

                                 HENRI
                       Madame Mary! You know, not on the
                       balcony.

             Mary breaks from Henri's grasp.

                                 MARY
                       Ne me toucher pas!

                                 HENRI
                       Je m'excuse. Please, you must get
                       ready now.

             Mary grabs her garment bag and storms out of the room.

             Raj opens the door and Bones breezes in, Smithson in tow.

                                 BONES
                       I do hope they have running water
                       in this dump.

             Smithson drops the parcels on a sofa and waits for a tip.

                                 BONES
                       Raj, give the boy something and
                       hopefully he'll go away.

             All Raj can find is the quarter Bones gave him earlier.

                                 RAJ
                       Do you take Canadian?

             Smithson turns up his nose and exits.

             INTERCUT WITH: INT.BLUE WATER/8TH FL. CORRIDOR - DAY

             The Tracker Beeps faster as Neil and Howard stalk by #832.
             Neil points at it then leads them to the suite next door.

             Neil knocks. Empty. He takes out a TOOL and picks the lock.

             CLICK! AS Neil opens the door...

                                 NEIL
                       Correspondence course. Guard the
                       door, Sir.

             Neil slips in.

                                 HOWARD
                       I don't guard doors. I'm--

             Maurice appears down the hall with ice. Howard pretends to
             check the lock then moves on, speaking into his lapel.

                                 HOWARD
                       All clear on eight, over.

             He nods at Maurice as they pass each other. Maurice enters
             #832. As the door closes, Howard U-turns back to his post.

                                 OPERATOR (V.O.)
                       One moment, I'll try that for you.

             SPLIT SCREEN: INT. TJ & SAM'S SUITES - DAY

             Sam is on the phone.

             TJ, in his tux, on the phone. He closes: the Black Briefcase,
             identical to Botha's, $250K in neat bundles, within.

                                 TJ
                       Any sign of Reagan yet?

             TRI-SPLIT SCREEN: INT. TJ, SAM & MAURICE'S SUITE - DAY

                                 HENRI
                       Just checked the room. Empty.

                                 TJ
                       Shit!

             Maurice enters.

             Henri, eyes on the game, offers Maurice the phone.

                                 MAURICE
                       Yeah, boss.

                                 TJ
                       Your idiot brother says you
                       dummies aren't ready yet?

             Maurice looks toward the bedroom.

                                 MAURICE
                       Two minutes, boss.

                                 TJ
                       You got one.

             Sam gets a busy signal and hangs up. TJ and Maurice hang up.

             INT. BLUE WATER/#832 MAURICE'S SUITE - DAY

                                 MAURICE
                       Monsieur Connard! He's getting on
                       my nerves.

                                 HENRI
                       I wish to hell, I know what is
                       going on, mon frere.

                                 MAURICE
                              (looking at bedroom)
                       Yeah, well I wish I didn't.

             Mary listens through a crack in her door.

             INTERCUT WITH: INT. BLUE WATER/SUITE NEXT TO MAURICE'S-DAY

             Neil creeps onto the balcony, the Tracker Beeping faster.

             INTERCUT WITH: INT. BLUE WATER/SAM'S SUITE - DAY

             Sam opens the Vanity and removes the Vibrator.

                                 RAJ
                       So it's true what they say about
                       western men?

                                 SAM
                       Not everything is as it appears,
                       Raj. Let me show you.

             Raj and Bones gather round.

             Neil leans against the rail and peeks into Maurice's suite.
             The Black Box is inside the glass door. Neil mutes the
             Tracker volume.

             Neil stretches, aiming the Tracker.

                                 HENRI
                       This is not--

             Mary enters, in her gown. She's hot.

             Henri shuts up. They nudge each other in appreciation.

             The hockey game heats up and the Twins turn back to watch.

             Mary tweaks on something outside. It's Neil! They lock eyes.

             Maurice gropes for a beer, about to turn, and see Neil!

                                 MARY
                       Here, let me.

             Mary reaches down and slides the beer into his hand. Maurice
             turns, eyes level with Mary's bosom.

                                 MAURICE
                       Tits! Tanks! Thanks, Mary.

             Maurice turns to the game. Mary turns to see Neil, relieved.

             Behind Neil next door, the Old Lady exits her bathroom in her
             Gala gown. She sees...

             A MAN'S ass in the air, leaning over her balcony rail.

             SUCCESSIVE QUAD SPLIT SCREEN:

             Henri and Maurice shout in joy as a goal is scored.

             The Old Lady whacks at Neil with a cane, knocking him over.

                                 OLD LADY
                       Police! Police!

             Neil screams as he falls.

             Mary screams as Neil disappears.

             END QUAD SPLIT SCREEN & CONTINUE INTERCUTTING AS NECESSARY:

             Neil lands hard, straddling Sam's balcony railing.

             INTERCUT WITH: EXT. BLUE WATER/TERRACE - DAY

             Sylvie, in disguise, confers with the JAMAICAN SECURITY
             CHIEF. Neil's Tracker drops on the grass at their feet.

             Neil, dazed, looks into the room and sees...

             Sam, holding the Vibrator, Bones and Raj stare back in shock.

             Maurice turns. Mary is staring at the balcony.

             Neil rolls off the railing and rushes at Sam and tackles him.

                                 NEIL
                       Mine! Mine! Mine!

             The Old Lady opens her door. Howard is there.

                                 OLD LADY
                       Are you security?

                                 HOWARD
                       Ah, yes Ma'am.
                              (into lapel)
                       We may have a six-six-seven on the
                       eighth floor, central. Stand-by.

             The Old Lady yanks Howard into the room.

             Maurice looks over the rail. Mary frets behind him.

                                 OLD LADY
                              (pointing down)
                       He fell right there!

             Below, Sylvie and the Security Chief move away. No Neil!

             Howard looks up. Maurice is staring at him. Howard turns.

                                 HOWARD
                       All clear on eight, over.

             TJ appears over his railing above.

                                 TJ
                       Maurice! Quit lounging. Let's go!

             TJ leaves. Maurice turns back. Howard's gone. "That's weird".

             Smithson enters Sam's suite, loaded down with Gala Clothes.
             He stops dead, he sees...

             Neil holds the Vibrator high as Sam, Bones and Raj chase him.

                                 NEIL
                       Hah hah! Finally, it is mine!

             Bones makes a diving tackle off the bed.

             The Vibrator flies out of Neil's hand and smashes Smithson in
             the face, knocking him out cold.

             All four Guys stare at the Bellhop lying on the floor next to
             the Vibrator.

             INT. BLUE WATER/ELEVATOR - DAY

             Howard and Old Lady ride down. She's not buying the lapel gag.

                                 HOWARD
                       I have the complainant here, over.

             The doors open. Old Lady bursts out screaming and pointing.

                                 OLD LADY
                       Help! Police! Security! Dog Team!

             INT. BLUE WATER/#732-SAM'S SUITE - DAY

             Neil and Raj slide Smithson, in his boxers, into a closet.

                                 RAJ
                       Poojah will be joyous to learn
                       you're alright, McGuire.

             Neil has on the Bellhop's uniform.

                                 NEIL
                       I loved her sweet dish.

             Sam rebuilds the Vibrator, like a Transformer Toy.

                                 SAM
                       Gentlemen...the MOFO. The Modular
                       Omnidirectional Focusable
                       Ordinance.

                                 BONES
                       AKA the motorized orgasm and
                       foreplay orchestrator.

             Sam powers up the Laser.

                                 SAM
                       Let's go get Mary.

                                 RAJ
                       Okay, partners. All for one and--

                                 NEIL
                       Raj.

                                 RAJ
                       Yes, partner?

                                 NEIL
                       Not now.

             INT. BLUE WATER/STAIRCASE - DAY

             Sam leads the group up a floor.

                                 SAM
                       Botha's up to his neck in all
                       this. Canada signed the UN ban on
                       laser weaponry and the Defence
                       Minister ordered LaserTech to
                       destroy the MOFO.

                                 NEIL
                       No wonder Botha didn't want GPS to
                       know what we were tracking.

                                 BONES
                       So Botha hired TJ to steal the
                       blaster.

                                 SAM
                       Yeah and then he wouldn't have to
                       destroy what he didn't have.

                                 RAJ
                       Why all this trickery?

                                 SAM
                       Even if it's not what I think it
                       is, we've got to stop him.

             INT. BLUE WATER/SECURITY CENTRAL - DAY

             The Security Chief smirks as Sylvie taunts Howard with the
             Tracker.

                                 SYLVIE
                       I wonder what's in that elusive
                       Dior collection upstairs that goes
                       with prison orange, Howard?

             INT. BLUE WATER/8TH FL. CORRIDOR - DAY

             The Posse's on guard outside Maurice's suite. Sam dials the
             MOFO power to low and burns a circle around the door handle.
             Sam lifts out the cut door section. He ups the MOFO power.

             INT. BLUE WATER/#832-MAURICE'S SUITE - DAY

             The Guys burst in, Sam ready to fire. The room's empty!

             INT. BLUE WATER/ELEVATOR - DAY

             TJ rides down with Mary, Henri and Maurice with the
             Briefcase. TJ throws Mary an icy glare.

             INT. BLUE WATER/#832-MAURICE'S SUITE - DAY

                                 NEIL
                       She was standing right here!

             Neil opens the empty Black Box and offers it to Sam.

                                 NEIL
                       This is what I was after.

             Sam slides the transmitter from behind the foam liner. He
             attaches the bug to the MOFO. It's a seamless fit.

                                 SAM
                       And so would anyone else with a
                       tracker.

             Sylvie in disguise, Howard, Security Chief and G-MEN appear.

                                 SYLVIE
                              (holding the Tracker)
                       Works well, no? Hello, Sam.

                                 SAM
                       Welcome to my fantasy, Detective
                       Frechette.

             INT. BLUE WATER/GALA ROOM - DAY

             SECURITY is tight. GUESTS, in the reception line meet:
             Jamaican PM Patterson, his WIFE, COUNCIL, Coleridge, Akisha
             and Botha.

             Sam, Bones and Raj, with the Black Box, enter. They're
             wearing Gala Garb. Sam sees...

             Mary, next to TJ and Botha. Botha glares, then waves TJ away.

             As they work the line, Sam's turned away from Botha until...

                                 SAM
                              (grabs his hand)
                       Hello, Mr. Botha.

                                 BOTHA
                       Sam! Sam Reagan.

             TJ and Mary are next to the Twins. Beauty is beside Maurice,
             both holding the IDENTICAL Black Briefcases.

                                 SAM
                              (also to Akisha and Dad)
                       And my loving wife, Bonita. Her
                       spiritual guide, Rajagopalan.

             Botha bows to kiss Bones' hand. He spies Gringo.

             Gringo flips his laptop closed and nods 'yes' to Botha.
             Gringo moves away, revealing Howard, who's watched it all.

             Sam finds Sylvie. He nods at Botha and she nods back-got it.

                                 BOTHA
                              (standing)
                       I'm positively, charmed. A wife
                       and a Guru. Sam, old friend, you
                       are certainly full of surprises.

             Botha waves TJ over.

                                 BOTHA
                       I believe you know Mr. Johnson.

             TJ and Mary approach.

                                 SAM
                       Like a chronic carbuncle.

             Botha steps Sam away for privacy. TJ and Mary arrive.

             Botha's SECURITY DUO move closer.

                                 SAM
                       This deal's now between you and me.

                                 BOTHA
                              (glares at TJ)
                       You aren't deceiving me as well,
                       are you Mr. Reagan?

                                 SAM
                       Seem's we're both dealing with
                       lying bitches here, Mr. Botha.

                                 MARY
                       Sam!

                                 BOTHA
                       Indeed.

             TJ's homicidal. Neil as a Waiter with Sylvie's moustache
             disguise, arrives with a tray.

                                 NEIL
                       Refreshments, anyone?

             Through crocodile tears Mary acknowledges Sam's ruse to him.

                                 BOTHA
                       Beat it.

             Neil heads toward Raj and Bones with Coleridge and Akisha.

                                 BONES
                              (has Akisha's hand)
                       Your radiance absolutely bursts
                       from every pore, Miss Akisha.

             Akisha grimaces and pulls her hand free. Coleridge glares.

             Raj nudges Neil to see...

             Beauty, next to Maurice. Her Briefcase next to his.

             Neil smiles and turns back to Raj.

                                 SAM
                       The laser...
                              (re: Beauty)
                       For your lady's case.

             TJ moves at Sam. Botha's Agents clamp onto TJ's arms.

                                 BOTHA
                       Bravo, Sam! Very perceptive.
                       Surely you don't object, Mr.
                       Johnson. You obviously can't
                       fulfill your end of our deal.

                                 SAM
                       It's not all bad, Marion; you get
                       the girl and the other case, too.

             TJ burns, but he's restrained by the Security Men.

                                 BOTHA
                       Gentlemen, the money for the case.
                       I don't care who, just bring me
                       the laser. Now, I must attend to
                       my President. I hear the seafood's
                       to die for.

             INT. BLUE WATER/KARAOKE BAR - NIGHT

             A small CROWD laughs as a TOURIST slaughters COPA CABANA.

             Gringo sets his cell on a table beside his laptop. He calls
             up pages of the Hotel security set-up for the summit.

             Howard scopes Gringo from the bar. He sips an umbrella drink.
             He bobs his head and mouths the lyrics. He's into it.

             INT. BLUE WATER/GALA ROOM - NIGHT

             USHERS undrape a large PLATINUM PLAQUE. APPLAUSE.

             Dinner for 500 is done. STAFF finish pouring CHAMPAGNE.

             On the floor at one table are: TJ, Mary, Henri, Maurice, the
             two Inmates and FOUR other Guests.

             At a nearby table are: Sam, Bones, Raj, the Old Lady and SIX
             other Guests.

             The head table: at a podium is Patterson. His Crew to the
             left, Coleridge, Akisha, Botha and Beauty to the right.

                                 PRIME MINISTER PATTERSON
                       This pure platinum plaque truly
                       symbolizes the strength of the
                       ties that now bind our two great
                       nations. Ladies and Gentlemen...

             Patterson raises his glass.

                                 PRIME MINISTER PATTERSON
                       ...please join me in celebration,
                       to Jamaica and San Sebastian!!

             Everyone toasts and drinks.

             TJ locks eyes with Sam and smirks as Mary downs her glass.

                                 PRIME MINISTER PATTERSON
                       And now, let the dancing begin!

             APPLAUSE. The BAND plays and Guests hit the floor.

             Neil delivers a piece of CHOCOLATE CAKE to Mary.

                                 NEIL
                       You requested chocolate cake,
                       Madame?

             Mary sneaks exchanged looks with Sam.

             TJ nods to Sam and brings Mary to her feet. They cross to the
             dance floor.

                                 SAM
                       Let's go see what that weasel's up
                       to now. Be smart, Raj.

             Sam and Bones leave their table and head to the floor.

             Botha and Beauty watch from the head table.

             INT. BLUE WATER/KARAOKE BAR - NIGHT

             Howard, drink in hand, is on stage with a tipsy, large WOMAN.
             A larger AUDIENCE hoots as they belt out, FEELINGS.

                                 HOWARD/LARGE WOMAN
                       ...wo-o-o feelings...

             Gringo punches up a Blue Water Hotel LIGHTING SCHEMATIC and
             FIRE ALARM split-screen view.

             Howard steps in front of the Woman and hogs the big finish.
             He keeps an eye on Gringo.

                                 HOWARD
                       Feelings, feelings like I've never
                       Never lost you and feelings...

             INT. BLUE WATER/GALA ROOM - NIGHT

             Sam dances Bones toward TJ and Mary, dancing. Bones sighs as
             they pass Akisha dancing with her Father.

             Sam notices Mary's not well. TJ can tell Sam's concerned.

                                 TJ
                       Thought you were one slick dude,
                       Sammy.

                                 SAM
                       What's wrong with her?

                                 TJ
                       Champagne goes right to a woman's
                       head. Especially if it's poisoned.

             TJ releases Mary and Sam's forced to grab her and keep her up.

                                 TJ
                       Shall we?

              TJ and Bones dance.

                                 MARY
                       Oh Sam. I don't feel so good.

                                 TJ
                       The deal goes down just like I
                       planned it.

             TJ points. Sam looks.

             Maurice stands behind Raj at his now empty table.

                                 TJ
                       You might just have enough time.
                       The antidote for the MOFO.

             Sam nods to Raj. Raj exchanges his Black Box for Maurice's
             Black Briefcase. Maurice heads for Botha.

             Sylvie enters, Tracker in hand. G-Men move in the shadows.
             Sylvie watches the Blip move on her Screen.

             Neil pushes a TROLLEY completely draped with linen, beside
             Raj and begins to clear cutlery. Raj sneaks below the table.

             Maurice hands an amused Botha the Box. He opens the case
             under the table and powers up the MOFO. He smiles to TJ.

             Beauty gives Maurice her Briefcase. Maurice leaves.

                                 SAM
                       It's done, give me the antidote.

                                 TJ
                       Just one last detail.

             Akisha's concerned by Sam's strange dance with Mary.

             Neil, pushing the Trolley, tracks Maurice.

             Botha, hands under the table, unscrews the MOFO transmitter.

             Maurice opens the Case below his table. 2.5 Million dollars.
             He nods to TJ then sets the Case on the floor beside him.

                                 TJ
                              (breaks from Bones)
                       It's been swell, morons.

             Mary collapses and pulls Sam to the floor.

                                 MARY
                       Sam...

                                 SAM
                              (shouting)
                       Are you just going to let her die?

             Guests gasp. TJ ignores Sam and walks away.

             Bones rushes TJ and starts whacking him with his purse. TJ
             repels Bones and nails him with a wicked punch. Bones drops.

             The Crowd is aghast. Akisha runs toward Bones, horrified.

             Bones sees Sam wants to go after TJ but can't leave Mary.

                                 BONES
                       This Nazi's mine!

             Bones dives at TJ. They fight.

             Neil and his Trolley are parked behind Maurice and Henri.

                                 HENRI
                       La femme is mad, no?

                                 MAURICE
                       That's no lady, that's Bones!

             ANOTHER ANGLE: Raj reaches out from under the Trolley table
             cloth toward the Briefcase at Maurice's feet.

             The Security Chief radios. Security Men move to whisk the
             Dignitaries to safety.

             Botha punches a speed dial number on his cell as he stands.

                                 MAURICE
                       This is better than hockey!

             Howard, an eye on Gringo, wraps up Try a Little Tenderness.

                                 HOWARD
                       ...try a little tenderness,
                       tenderness...

             Gringo's cell beeps. Gringo hits a key on his laptop.

             The Hotel FIRE ALARM SOUNDS!

             INT. BLUE WATER/GALA ROOM - NIGHT

             The Alarm blares as the SPRINKLERS go off! PANDEMONIUM!

             TJ is about to finish Bones off with a chair as...

             The LIGHTS GO OUT!

             EXT. CABIN CRUISER - NIGHT

             A cell beeps, signaling the Armed Bad Crew, in scuba gear to
             slip over the side and swim toward the Rendezvous nearby.

             INT. BLUE WATER/GALA ROOM - NIGHT

             Amidst the screams, Botha slips out a back door.

             EMERGENCY LIGHTS come on. The Guests rush for the doors.

             TJ's pants are at his ankles. Bones' wig goes flying as he
             punches TJ. Akisha kicks TJ in the balls. He goes down.

                                 BONES
                       Nice punt!

             Akisha spins...What?!

                                 BONES
                       Nice kick, Akisha! Nice kick!

             Akisha realizes Bones is a MAN.

                                 BONES
                              (beside Akisha now)
                       You're one beautiful woman when
                       you're angry.

             Enamoured, Akisha's hustled away. The sprinklers go OFF.

             Neil and Raj, with his Briefcase rush toward Sam and Mary.
             Maurice grabs his Briefcase and the Twins follow.

             Sam cradles Mary on the floor. She's fading fast!

                                 SAM
                       Bones, the antidote!

                                 BONES
                       Good lord!

             G-Men and Sylvie rush to grab TJ. Bones digs in TJ's pockets.

             TJ breaks, pushing Bones to the floor. TJ rips the Briefcase
             from Maurice and rushes for the door.

                                 SYLVIE
                       Stop that man!

             Bones is up.
             TRIP! TJ takes a header and the case slides across the floor.
             The Old Lady smirks as she pulls back her cane.
             Bones lands on TJ and throws him a solid hook.

                                 BONES
                       I could kick your ass all night!

             TJ's out. Bones digs into his pockets and finds the VIAL.

                                 BONES
                       Sammy!

             Bones throws the Vial and Sam catches it.

             Sam pours the liquid into Mary's mouth. She swallows some.
             BEAT. Mary stops breathing!

                                 BONES
                       Do something Sammy!

             Sam gives her mouth to mouth. As he pumps her chest...

                                 SAM
                       Don't leave me Mary, please don't--

             Mary gasps for breath, she's back! They hug and kiss.

             Holding the Tracker, the Security Chief picks up the
             transmitter at Botha's seat.

                                 SAM
                       Botha's gone! Mary I--

                                 MARY
                       You have to stop him, Sam! Go!

             Sam slides Mary into Bones' arms. Sam's up and gone.

             A revived TJ is helped up by the Twins. Sylvie is in his face.

                                 SYLVIE
                       Where's your boss, Albert Johannes
                       Botha!

                                 TJ
                       Cochon!

                                 SYLVIE
                       You're all under arrest!

             EXT. BLUE WATER/BEACH FRONT - NIGHT

             Sam races up the gangway and dives into the SHUTTLE loaded
             with Coleridge, Akisha, G-Men and the Plaque as it pulls away.

             INTERCUT WITH: EXT. BLUE WATER/TERRACE - NIGHT

             Bones supports Mary as Sylvie, Security Chief, Raj, Neil, TJ,
             Maurice, Henri, and the arresting G-Men all watch.

                                 BONES
                       I hope Sam knows what he's doing.

                                 MARY
                       You can count on that, Bones.

             The Shuttle heads to the Rendezvous past the moored Yachts.

             Gringo sips a drink at a table in the shadows.

             INTERCUT WITH: EXT. RENDEZVOUS - NIGHT

             Bad Boys and Girls surface on Rendezvous' sea side and launch
             grappling hooks up to the railings. They scale the hull.

             INTERCUT WITH: EXT. SHUTTLE - NIGHT

             G-Men haul Sam in front of Coleridge and Akisha.

                                 COLERIDGE
                       Why are you on my boat, Mr. Reagan?

                                 SAM
                       Sir. I believe your life is in
                       jeopardy!

             NIGHTVISION BINOCULAR POV: Sam talks with Coleridge.

             INTERCUT WITH: EXT. BOTHA'S CIGAR BOAT - NIGHT

             Botha drops the Binoculars. Beauty idles amongst the yachts.

                                 BOTHA
                       It seems you don't know when to
                       stop, Mr. Reagan. Beauty, this is
                       going to be a blast.

             Botha dials the MOFO to 11. Beauty guns it.

             The Cigar Boat races at the Shuttle, just entering open water.

                                 COLERIDGE
                       I'd trust Mr. Botha with my life!

                                 SAM
                       And your daughter's life too, sir?

             Botha aims then fires the MOFO. The Laser vaporizes a trail
             of water as it streaks toward the Shuttle.

             KABOOM! A chunk of boat is blown to splinters. A G-Man flies
             off the Shuttle.

             Gasps from the terrace as they see the Shuttle listing.

             Two Coast Guard Cutters bear down in the distance, their
             searchlights playing across the ACTION.

                                 AKISHA
                       He's going to shoot again!

             Coleridge pulls Akisha below the side.

                                 SAM
                              (yells to driver)
                       HIT IT!

             Sam catches his reflection in the Plaque.

                                 SAM
                       Platinum!

             Botha fires again. The Laser Beam races toward the shuttle.

                                 MARY
                       SAM!

             Sam swings the Plaque toward the Ray. BOOM! The Laser
             reflects down, boiling the water to a cloud of steam.

             Botha is pissed! He keeps the Beam trained on Sam.

             Sam struggles against the force of the Beam. He's weakening.

                                 COLERIDGE
                       Do it, sam!

             Sam angles the Plaque. The Laser's Ray deflects and speeds at
             Botha. Botha and Beauty scream as...

             KABOOM! The Cigar Boat is blown to pieces.

             Cries of joy from the Shuttle. Sam lifts Akisha to her feet.

             Mary and Bones hug. The terrace Crowd is elated.

                                 SECURITY CHIEF
                              (into walkie)
                       Protect the Rendezvous! Move in!

             The Cutters race to the sinking Shuttle and the Rendezvous.

             G-Men subdue the Bad Kids as they hop the Rendezvous' rail.

             The Cutter fires a salvo across the Cabin Cruiser's bow.

                                 COLERIDGE
                       Mr. Reagan, San Sebastian owes you
                       a huge debt of gratitude!

             INT. BLUE WATER/GALA ROOM - NIGHT

             Sam, Mary, Bones, Akisha, Neil, Howard, Raj, TJ, the Twins,
             Inmates, Old Lady, Coleridge, Patterson and G-Men gather.

             Sylvie and the Security Chief enter.

                                 SYLVIE
                       No sign of Albert Botha but we've
                       got his entire team.

                                 COLERIDGE
                       It appears you were right about
                       that man, Sam.

                                 MARY
                       Sam's been right a lot recently.

             Mary hugs Sam.

                                 COLERIDGE
                       His associates in San Sebastian
                       have all fled. Mr. Botha's coup
                       fizzled when his cowards at the
                       oil fields learned of his demise.

                                 SYLVIE
                       Et maintenant, Monsieur Marion
                       Francis Butterworth, what is in
                       the case?

             TJ is subdued by G-Men, defiant.

                                 TJ
                       I know my rights! I want my call!

                                 SAM
                       Oh, you're a lawyer and an asshole.

                                 SYLVIE
                       Ouvrez cette coffre d'affair,
                       Monsieur Joseph Maurice Richard!

             Maurice opens the case. Silverware clatters to the floor.

             TJ's shocked!

                                 TJ
                              (to Maurice and Henri)
                       You big french-fried monkeys!
                       Where's my money?

             Henri decks TJ, knocking him out again.

                                 MAURICE
                       I don't think he get his money
                       back.

                                 SYLVIE
                       And what would be in your case
                       Rajagopalan Panditharadhyal
                       Balasubramanyam Saab?

             Raj grins at Neil then opens his case. The $2.5 Million!

                                 SAM
                       That money belongs to San
                       Sebastian, now that Botha won't be
                       living up to his end of the deal.

                                 COLERIDGE
                       I think you're right. By the way,
                       I happen to be minus one Minister
                       of Homeland Security. Would you and
                       your team be interested, Mr. Reagan?

             Grins and smiles from Sam, Mary, Bones, Akisha, Neil and Raj.

             EXT. BLUE WATER/BEACH FRONT - SUNRISE

             The Red Dory is beached in the sand at the water's edge.

             A DIVE SUIT is draped on boat's bench. A White Hand slips the
             GPS Transmitter into a breast pocket.

             EXT. BLUE WATER/BEACH FRONT - DAY

             Sam is flat on the sand below a Coconut Tree, rubbing his
             head.

                                 BONES/AKISHA (V.O.)
                       ...the girl from Ipanema goes
                       walking...
                              (continues throughout)

             He turns and sees...

             ...the Inmates in beach chairs, toasting umbrella drinks to...

             ...Mary, in her bikini, waving at Sam from the shallow water.

             The Red Dory is anchored in deeper water behind her now. A
             Coast Guard Launch eases next to it.

             INTERCUT WITH: UNDERWATER - DAY

             Gringo scubas down past Botha and Beauty. They float in
             suspended animation, but are definitely dead.

             Mary brushes sand off Sam's face.

                                 BONES/AKISHA (V.O.)
                       How can I tell her I love her...

             Gringo whisks away the sand on the bottom to reveal the MOFO.

             INTERCUT WITH: EXT. COAST GUARD LAUNCH - DAY

             Neil's Tracker Pings in the White Hand.

             It's Howard, in a Hawaiian shirt with Sylvie in her Dior/Cop
             get-up, and Security Chief. They watch the approaching Dory.

             G-Men train their weapons on Gringo as he breaks the surface.
             He holds up the MOFO, surrendering.

             Howard holds up the Tracker for Gringo.

             Gringo feels the bump in his suit and pulls out the
             Transmitter.

             Howard pats Sylvie's bottom. Sylvie turns, to rip his face
             off, then...She kisses him. They clutch in face sucking mode.

             INT. BLUE WATER/KARAOKE BAR - DAY

                                 BONES/AKISHA
                              (finishing)
                       ...she just doesn't see, no she
                       just doesn't see.

             All the G-Men have abandoned their post to watch from the
             doors. They applaud as Bones and Akisha kiss on stage.

             Out the bar...

             INT. BLUE WATER/LOBBY - DAY

             ...past Smithson with a BLACK EYE placing a card on an easel:
             NEXT WEEK: 1ST ANNUAL RAINBOW BRIDGE CHAMPIONSHIPS

             ...past yellow POLICE barrier tape across the entrance to...

             INT. BLUE WATER/GALA ROOM - DAY

             ...through the room preserved as it was for evidence to...

             ...Neil and Raj hidden in the corner by the Trolley.

             Raj lifts the table cloth revealing a large TUREEN. Neil
             lifts off the cover revealing...the $250K. Raj and Neil smile
             at one another as they put the cash into the Black Briefcase.

             We find Sam and Mary on the beach kissing like true lovers.

                                    FIN