"I caught the writer pissing on my fucking house
the other night, he's a bastard.
A big bastard. What do I think of the comic? Oh... it's fucking trash."
"This comic is so bad, I wouldn't even wipe my
ass with it."
"This comic is the essense of complete Christian
morals. Each day after I kneel
and pray on broken glass for 3 hours, I read through each issue. I'm very happy
Cookie-head started doing them again."
"Everyone knees should be amputated."
"The writer of this comic should take up his very
serious issues with some
"Jerusalem is the holy land."
"Well I don't know how to fucking read, but I
look at the pictures, and it's like
the guy failed grade 1 drawing or something. Either that, or he got some fucken
five year old to draw the pictures for him. That's probably more fucking like it, since
I hear that he fucks little kids anyway."